Chemistry jokes

 

1. A proton ,neutron and helium walk into a bar and order three bears.the bartender appears with 3 beers 🍺 🍺 🍺 and ask the Proton, ”are you sure you are 18+ ?” The Proton replies, “yes I am positive.” So bartender gives him the first beer.he gives the second beer to neutron and says , “for you,no charge.” he throws the third beer in helium’s face . Helium doesn't react.
2. Policeman 👮 pulls over a speeding electron, “Do you know you are doing half light speed?”.The electron gets angry and says , okay but now I don't know where I am 🤷🏻‍♂️
3. Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too!" The second chemist dies.
4. Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting!
5. Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar!
6. If you can't find solution of your problem,then try to find collide
7. We'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon.

8. People with problem go to Chemistry lab. Why? .

   They have solution for everything.

9. While studying, especially for exam, one should not drink water. Why?

   Water dilutes concentration.

10. Teacher: What is the molecular formula of water?

    Student: H I J K L M N O

    Teacher: How?

    Student: Sir, you only told H to O.

11. Why are you afraid to enter into the Chemistry lab?

    In the entrance, it is written, “Tress-passers will be dissolved”