Chemistry jokes
A proton ,neutron and helium walk into a bar and order three bears.the bartender appears with 3 beers 🍺 🍺 🍺 and ask the Proton, ”are you sure you are 18+ ?” The Proton replies, “yes I am positive.” So bartender gives him the first beer.he gives the second beer to neutron and says , “for you,no charge.” he throws the third beer in helium’s face . Helium doesn't react. Policeman 👮 pulls over a speeding electron, “Do you know you are doing half light speed?”.The electron gets angry and says , okay but now I don't know where I am 🤷🏻♂️ Two chemists walk into a bar. One tells the bartender, "I'll have an H2O." The other says, "I'll have an H2O too !" The second chemist dies. Old chemists never die. They just stop reacting ! Why did the white bear dissolve in water? Because it was polar ! If you can't find solution of your problem,then try to find collide We'd give you some more chemistry jokes, but all the good ones argon . People with...